[X]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X]You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush
[X] You have been called a "blonde"
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[X] You sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[]You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling
[X] You have fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[X]You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 22
MULTIPLY BY 3 & REPOST WITH "I AM -% Stupid"

Forget all about it though. Your still not getting into MENSA if you score under 5%